An Arab at the airport: - 'Name?' - 'Abdul al-Rhazib.' - 'Sex?' - 'Three to five times a week.' - 'No, no... I mean male or female?' - 'Male, female, sometimes camel.' - 'Holy cow!' - 'Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.' - 'But isn't that hostile?' - 'Horse style, doggy style, any style!' - 'Oh dear!' - 'No, no! Deer run too fast!'